篇一：英语脱口秀剧本
Talk show script
Host: HExpert: E Parties 1: M(mother) Parties2: D(daughter) H: welcome to our Communication program, I’m the hostess lily. Today we have the psychologist Mr. Vernon! Welcome!(applause) Our heroine today is a 46-years-old lady, she has an obedient daughter, but recently her daughter has done something made her very angry and worried . What happened? Please look the VCR . H:now please welcome the mother Miss Li.
M:hello, everyone! My name is Li xx.(have a seat, please!)Thank you!
H:so, your daughter is a junior college student, right?
M: yeah, 20-years-old, she failed in the college entrance examination, did not get her ideal university, just eolled by qiushi college in Guiyang. She studies very hard after getting into college, wanting to pass the TOP-UP examination. But several days ago, she told me she want to give it up and , what’s worse, she rent a room outside the school with her friends without informing me!(angry) I can’t get through her now, I’m very worried. I want to know why she changed her mind suddenly?
H:did your daughter studied very hard and have a higher mark before?
M:yeah, she loves study since she was a child, she study harder than any else of her classmates.
H:does she like to do so or being force to study?
M:she developed this habit since she was a child.
H:you mean study hard is her real mind?(yeah)and she changed her mind suddenly?(yeah) did she mentioned she want to give up the exam before?
M:yes, of course. She told me she wanted to get more qualifications in the future. But I don’t know why! She just told it suddenly! I can’t understand!
H:more details?
M:she told me she wanted to buy some skirt and cosmetics and become more beautiful, I don’t agree that. I think my daughter is a student and she should dress more conservative. We quarreled and she didn’t greet me next day!
H:did she make up before?
M;Never. She never made up at home.
H:OK, what happened on the daughter and made her have so much attitude change towards the TOP-UP exam? we’d better ask the daughter herself. Please look the VCR.
H: Now Let’s welcome julie!
D: Hello, everyone! (have a seat, please.) Thank you!
H: you haven’t called your mother for a long time, right? (yeah) do you know your mom worried about you a lot?
D: I’m...I’m sorry.
M: I’m so disappointed. You don’t go to school, you wear heavy make-up......
H: (to m) I want to explain that lily looks nature and without make-up in order to see you. (to d) Did you mean to consider about your mom by doing that?
D: Yes, I dare not wear high heel shoes, dare not have heavy make-up. This is what I look like when I stay with my mom.
H: But why didn’t you tell your mother you have moved to your rented house?
D: I’ve told my mom before that I want to be more independent and try to live outside, but she opposed. She will call me whenever she want and come to my school to see if I was stay at school. So, If I want my mother agree me to live outside school, that’s impossible. I have to go out secretly.
M: as a student, you don’t stay at school instead of live outside, do you think it’s reasonable? (angry)
D: you have never thought about my feelings, every time I bought by clothes, you will say that don’t suit me and ask me don’t wear that clothes. When all my peers have the rights to decide what
they want to wear and buy it themselves, I have to buy my clothes with my mother’s company. I cannot stand it any longer! Living outside, I can decide these by myself.
H: we have heard that you did some part time job after school? D: yes, I want learn more, I don’t like my major, my mom choose it for me.
M: I’m for your good, you know. We have the ability to give you what you want to, you just need to tell me. And study hard, I don’t want you to do the job has any relationship with your major. E: so, Miss Li. Your daughter just wants to be more independent, this is a good thing. Am I right? May be her mother think that she is just a 20-years-old student, but I think lily is a 20-years-old girl, she should have a colorful and wonderful life experience instead of live as the her mother want her to live, that will give lily much pressure, maybe she want relax herself by living outside and make decision by herself. Am I right? Lily?
M: but she never told me she don’t want to do so.(委屈） E: that is because you give her so much pressure.
M: but I don’t think I have given her any pressure, she was doing what she wanted to do! She needn’t to pretend to be so for 20 years!
E: I think your daughter tried to express herself, but her idea was opposed again and again. At last, she is not willing to try any more. For example, she bought a simple cloth, but when she came back home, you don’t agree with her taste and want her to wear what you like. What’s the biggest feature of an adolescent? Rebellion. You ask them to do this, they insist to do that! They develop their judge and consider ability by such way. Actually, your daughter doesn’t have any pretend actions, she is just an adolescent, at this period, any actions of over-protecting and strict discipline from parents will be an obstacle on the development of the child. What they just needfreedom to do what they like to do.
D: I just want such a chance to experience life by myself and decide I will do in the future. May be I will be fail, but without this trying, I will be regret for a life time.
E: I have to admit julie want to be more independent is a good thing . But do you know what is your goal at present? And what you will do to pursue your dream?
D: I haven’t decided yet.
E: if you have set a goal and want to pursue it, it’s acceptable. But the problem is that you don’t know what’s your really want. So, you should set a goal first.
篇二：英语脱口秀
合：观众朋友们大家好，欢迎观看校园热点资讯讯。
Hello everyone，welcome come to the hot news of campus.
男：最近有两家外卖网站特别火，“美团”和“饿了吗”，在我们校园里面有很多同学都上这两家网站订外卖吃，所以，我们今天谈一谈有关大学生订外卖的新闻。
recently there are two Order takeout website is very popular,”meituan”and”e le me?”, there is many students in our school are on the two website to order take-away food, so, today we talk about the news about college students order takeout.
女：据中国之声《新闻纵横》报道，华侨大学厦门工学院近日下发了一则通知，禁止学生叫外卖，学生们必须得亲自去食堂吃饭。
according to the voice of China "news network" report, xiamen overseas Chinese university institute of technology recently issued a circular, banning students takeout, students have to personally go to (本文来自：wwW.xIAocAofaNwEn.com 小 草范 文 网:英语脱口秀mp3)the dining hall.
男：这则通知在校内外引起了轩然大波，面对质疑，华侨大学厦门工学院党委副书记、副院长陈克明说，学校的初衷是要把学生拉出宿舍，形成良好的生活习惯。
the notice inside and outside the school created quite a stir. facing the question, xiamen overseas Chinese university institute of technology, deputy party secretary, deputy dean Chen Ke confessed, and the purpose of the school is to get the students to pull out of the dormitory, form good living habits.
女：按照这位校长的逻辑，想要生活习惯好，学生就不能吃外卖。培育学生确实是学校的职责所在，单把如此重大的任务全部托付给食堂，这样真的好么？
according to the logic of the headmaster, want to good living habits, students can't eating take-away.Cultivating students really is the responsibility of the school, but the so big task entrusted to the dining room, it’s really good?
男：这样好不好，我们还是听听同学们自己的看法。
it is good or not ,we should still to know the opinion of students.
（························找4个人提问，一人问2个人······················） 男：听完大家的看法，我发现大多数同学是不同意该学校的观点的。其实我个人也不认同该学校的做法。
finish listen to everybody's opinion, I found that most students don't agree the school's point of view.Personally I also don't agree with the practice of the school in fact .
女：但是我们也不能否认该校的做法也有一定的道理不是么？现实中确实有一些同学每天除了上课就宅在寝室，这样确实对我们良好的习惯养成不好。
but we can't deny the practice of the school also has a point, isn't it?In reality there are some students in addition to class every day just curtilage in the bedroom, it really is not good for our good life habit.
男：是的，确实有这样的一些同学。所以，我们不能完全去否定该校的做法，一些同学也真是应该反省一下自己。但我还是认为这个学校的做法合适，Kitty你怎么看？
yes, it does have some of my classmates.So, we can't completely deny the practice of the school, some students also should reflect on yourself.But I still think the practice of the school right, Kitty what do you think?
女：我也认为这个学校的做法不合适。虽然我们不应该以最坏的想法去揣测他人，但该校的做法不得不让人联想这其中是不是存在着利益关系。而且这种方式特别容易会让学生感到反感。
I also think that the practice of this school is not appropriate.Although we should not be the
worst idea to think about others, but the practice of the school had to evoke this whether there is interest relationship among them.And this way is very apt to make students feel disgusted.
男：对，我建议学校如果真心是想培养学生养成良好的生活习惯应该想一些其他有效的方式，而不是这种让人反感的方式。
yes, I suggest that school if really is to cultivate students good life habits should use some other effective way, rather than this way of revolting.
女：我也这样认为，并且我认为所有教育都应该注意方式，只有正确有效的方式才能得到最有效最好的结果。那么，我们集思广益一下，同学们有什么好的建议给大家分享吗？
I think so too, and I think all education should pay attention to the way, only the validity and effective way can get the best results.Then, we put our heads together, the students have any good Suggestions to share?
（··················找4个人提问········································） 男：我相信大家的意见都是有效的、合理的。但在给学校提建议的同时我们还要注意另外一个问题。那就是我们要包容和理解学校的一些做法，可能一些做法很不合理，但我们都得保持理性，不能因为反感就做出一些过激的行为。
I believe that everyone's opinion is effective and reasonable.But at the same time as the offer advice to the school we have to pay attention to another problem.That's what we should tolerate and understand some practices of the school , may be some practice is not very reasonable, but we have to be rational, cannot make some aggressive behavior because of disgust.
女：比如前不久发生的因不满饭菜质量和价格，而打砸学校食堂的事件。这种行为是不理性的，不可取的。学生和学校之间应该相互理解，多站在对方观点上去考虑。这样我们的教育质量才能提上去。
such as recently happened because of dissatisfaction with the food quality and price, and smash the school canteen.This kind of behavior is not rational, not desirable.Between students and the school should understand each other, standing up in each other's point of view to consider more.In this way can we carry on the quality of our education.
男：换位思考不仅适用于学校和学生之间，它适用于我们生活中一切的交往活动。或者说它能成为一种生活方式。拥有这种能力我们的生活会更加美好。
standing up in each other's point of view to consider is not only applicable between school and students, it is suitable for all the activities of our life.Or it can become a way of life.Have this ability ,our life will be more beautiful.
女：感谢大家，今天的节目就到此结束了。 thank you, today's program was over.
男：谢谢大家，希望大家包容我们的缺陷，我们也会从大家的角度继续为大家提供优质的节目
thank you, we will stand in the Angle of yours to continue to provide quality programs for everyone.See you tomorrow!
女：see you.
篇三：最新英语脱口秀
Hi guys, long time no see, have been a while not talking to you guys. Welcome to the brand new talk show, NickintheHouse. I will talk about things like myself, or the hot social topics. I hope you like it.
大家好，好久不见，有段时间没跟大家见面了。欢迎大家来到我全新的脱口秀视频，我在这里会用自己的方式点评下社会热点 自己身边的趣事等等。希望你们能喜欢。I heard that the Traditional Chinese English is hot now. A lot of people had watched video that a CCTV journalist was interviewing a Zanbiya development director Andrew. The classic sentence is: How do you see China's DE'VE'LO'P'MENT in RE'CENT'LY years. I got to say that it was really fun. But I think this journalist will be under a lot of pressure, come on, give the guy a break.
Furthermore, English is just a language tool, if you can understand what I am talking about, Andrew can understands what I am talking about, Lilei han meimei can understand each other, so that is enough. (just like cursing, you understand it, and you cursing back need a accent? ) (动作骂人) Most importantly, accent is a beautiful thing; it is passed down from our pioneers, generation from generation. We respect the culture, I am really proud of it, because I have an accent.
我听说中国传统#中式英语#最近又火了。相信许多人都看了那段央视记者用英语采访赞比亚发展委总监“按住”先生。那句最经典的：How do you see China's DE'VE'LO'P'MENT in RE'CENT'LY years， 我不得不说，这段视频很有趣。但是我想这个记者现在身上一定有着不小的压力，朋友们，放他一马吧。再说了，英语其实就是一个语言工具，如果你明白我在说什么，“按住”先生明白我在说什么，李雷韩美美互相能明白对方的意思，这就足够了。 就像骂人一样，你听明白了，回骂就够了，需要口音吗？
最重要的是，口音是一种特有的艺术，它也是一辈传一辈，代代相传下来的。我们尊重传统文化，我有口音，我骄傲！According to Some official publicity department’s report, there are around 100 floating bodies in certain area from Yellow river every year, but it is said that it won’t affect the water’s quality, which meets the national water standard. Some people are whining about it: no, the water is bad, this is my country, full of its characteristic, blabalbal. Don’t bitch about it; you guys have drunk it for hundreds of years, now you become a smarty? Hang*3? Suck it up, like Peter Russell said, be a man!
Mommy, today’s water taste like pig, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a man.
Mommy, today’s water taste like diesel, drink it, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a man.
Mommy, today’s water taste like shitty feet, drink it, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a super man.
根据某宣传部通报：平均每年在黄河某段漂浮的尸体约有100具，水质正常，符合标准，未出现因浮尸影响黄河水质情况. 但是有些人就开始抱怨了，擦，水质太差，这就是我们的家园，太富有China特色了，等等等。各位别吵吵了，老百姓都喝了好几百年了，怎么现在才想起了呢？啊啊啊？适者生存，就像Peter Russell常说的，爷们点！！
妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟腐味猪汤一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，要像爷们一样去战斗。
妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟柴油一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像爷们一样去战斗。 妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟Cua赛的臭脚一个味，闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像能飞的爷们一样去战斗。What a legendary win by Chinese football team, amazing and unbelievable victory for the team also for their people, they are the heroes of all times. The whole nation is going crazy about this. The national television reported this repeatedly, the whole world can not overlook the football power of China. Do they win the world cup? No they don’t, they just win
one match.
中国男子足球队获得了史诗般的胜利，人们都在感叹这次不可思议的胜利，他们就是民族英雄。我们的骄傲。整个国家都陷入的狂喜当中。国家电视每天都在播放着胜利的消息。世界再也不能小看这个足球的王国。他们赢得了世界杯了吗？不，他们刚刚1比0赢了一场预选赛比赛。
There are some stray cats in a residential estate, Lady Q used to feed the stray cat, there was one day, Lady S was walking her dog, suddenly her dog got into a fight with a stray cat, Lady S couldn’t stand there and watched, so she helped her dog to fight the cat, but she was scratched by the cat during the battle. (Ping) no, that’s Wolverine. So Lady S decided to sue Lady Q, Lady Q was shot on the kneels. Finally the court verdict was that Lady Q shared the half of the responsibility because she fed the cats. I don’t know how to comment on that, I just want to warn the people, who like to go to the zoo and feed the lion, don’t do that anymore, if we got a jumper there, you got to pay his ass.
某小区有流浪猫，乔女士经常对流浪猫喂投食物。有一天，肖女士出门溜狗，狗跟流浪猫打起来了，肖女士冲上前，与狗狗联手大战流浪猫，结果被流浪猫抓伤。喂猫的乔女士躺枪被告上法庭，最终法庭判乔女士承担一半的责任。我不知道怎样去评论这条新闻，我只想警告某些爱逛动物园的人。别再去野生动物园喂狮子了，太危险了，如果有人跳进狮圈自杀，你还得买他一半单。What a legendary win by Chinese football team, amazing and unbelievable victory for the team also for their people, they are the heroes of all times. The whole nation is going crazy about this. The national television reported this repeatedly, the whole world can not overlook the football power of China. Do they win the world cup? No they don’t, they just win one match.
中国男子足球队获得了史诗般的胜利，人们都在感叹这次不可思议的胜利，他们就是民族英雄。我们的骄傲。整个国家都陷入的狂喜当中。国家电视每天都在播放着胜利的消息。世界再也不能小看这个足球的王国。他们赢得了世界杯了吗？不，他们刚刚1比0赢了一场预选赛比赛。here are some stray cats in a residential estate, Lady Q used to feed the stray cat, there was one day, Lady S was walking her dog, suddenly her dog got into a fight with a stray cat, Lady S couldn’t stand there and watched, so she helped her dog to fight the cat, but she was scratched by the cat during the battle. (Ping) no, that’s Wolverine. So Lady S decided to sue Lady Q, Lady Q was shot on the kneels. Finally the court verdict was that Lady Q shared the half of the responsibility because she fed the cats. I don’t know how to comment on that, I just want to warn the people, who like to go to the zoo and feed the lion, don’t do that anymore, if we got a jumper there, you got to pay his ass.
某小区有流浪猫，乔女士经常对流浪猫喂投食物。有一天，肖女士出门溜狗，狗跟流浪猫打起来了，肖女士冲上前，与狗狗联手大战流浪猫，结果被流浪猫抓伤。喂猫的乔女士躺枪被告上法庭，最终法庭判乔女士承担一半的责任。我不知道怎样去评论这条新闻，我只想警告某些爱逛动物园的人。别再去野生动物园喂狮子了，太危险了，如果有人跳进狮圈自杀，你还得买他一半单。You guys all know that I have a daughter now, thanks, yeah I know, I am such a cool dad. And I told me my friend about this, he said congratulation to you, man! I said thanks, that’s very nice of you to say that. He said, no, congratulation to you, welcome to the club. Your suffering days had just begun. . (I don’t know he is laughing or crying) (表情)Actually I don’t believe that crap in the first time, how hard it could be? Then I found he is not lying. My daughter had just reached her rebellious period，every father’s nightmare. Screaming really loud without a reason, being additive to the wild rock and roll music, and talking tom. Enjoying the party with
her two hopping legs. Don’t judge my daughter; she is old enough to do that, three month old, tough kid.
大家都知道我现在有女儿的人了。谢谢，我知道，我就是这样一个酷爹。我告诉我朋友我当爹了的时候，他说：恭喜你，哥们。 我说：谢谢你，你人真好。他说：不，“恭喜你”欢迎来到遭罪俱乐部。（我实在不明白他当时的表情是哭还是笑）一开始我不相信他的话，养个孩子能有多难？但后来我发现他的确没有说谎。我的女儿刚刚迎来了她的少女逆反期，无理由的暴哭与大叫，对于摇滚乐和说话汤姆的痴迷，不停的蹬着双腿不睡觉。但是不要误解她，她也是大姑娘了，三个月大了呦。For me, the hardest part is to get the kid off to bed，I cuddle her, I swing her, I even sing songs for her, One little two little three little bears, bear father, bear mother, bear child, I took a sneaky glimpse at her, she looked at me with no facial expression, still drooling, and ready to cry, you just can’t give up. You keep on swinging her, patting her until you can’t feels your arms anymore. Finally you heard the silence, Yes, I just did it. You were ready to put her down, very very slowly, well then, you found out she was still like the owl ready to catch a rat or something.(动作)
By contrast, women are born with the super gift; they are really natural with the kid. There is one time, my wife just looked at her and snapped her finger, and she fell asleep. Amazing magic.
对于我来说，最困难的就是让她自己睡觉。你抱着她，你来回晃着她，你各种给她唱歌，一个小熊两只小熊三只小熊，熊爸爸，熊妈妈，和这个熊孩子。我侧脸悄悄的看了下她的反应，她面无表情，流着口水，准备暴哭。你绝对不能放弃，你加快节奏拍她，晃她。最终你听见没动静了，哈哈，成功啦！！你慢慢的把她放在小床上，记住要慢慢的。然后，你发现她的眼睛依旧睁得像一只猫头鹰一样。
相反，女人天生就像有超能力一样，小朋友在她们手上就是乖乖束手就擒。有一次夫人就看着她，轻打响指，女儿就倒头大睡。这可比春晚的魔术流逼多了！
So that’s all for today, If you have the good topic suggestion or ideas, just leave comments on my weibo, that would be really nice. I will see you next time, bye bye. I am still wondering why today’s taste like disinfectant water. Be a man.
今天说了也不少，如果您有什么好的题目和想法，就去我的微博上留言吧。那么咱就下次见哈，88.
今天这个自来水怎么一股消毒水味呢？想爷们一样！