篇一：兰州脱口秀英语学校朗文二上期末试卷
朗文国际英语二级上册期末试卷（120分）
姓名： 成绩：
一、单项选择。（本题共20分，每小题1分）
( )1. It is a good time _____.
A. sing B. to sing C. singingD. sang
( )2. — _____ do you stay in America every summer?
—For two months.
A. How manyB. How often C. How longD. How
( )3. She’s good at _____.
A. read B. reading C. to read D. reads
( )4. -This blue sweater is too big for me. -Will you please show me a _____ one?
A. small B. smallerC. the smallest D. smallest
( )5. —Would you like to go for a picnic with us?
—_____, but I’m too busy.
A. No, I can’t B. Yes, I would C. I’d love to D. Why not
( A. isB. are C. has D. have
( soccer very much.
A. to play, playingB. playing, play C. to play, play D. playing, playing
( ) 8. The Changjiang River is one of _____ in the world.
A. the longest river B. longest rivers C. the longest rivers D. longer rivers
( ) 9. Our teacher often tells us _______ late for class.
A. not be B. don’t to be C. not to beD. not to
()10.He helps his friends _______ their English.
A. in B. atC. with D. to
()11. No one is _____ Mary in the class.
A. so tallest asB. as taller as C. so high as D. so tall as
() 12. My birthday is next Sunday. My friends want _____ a birthday party for me.
A. have B. to have C. to be D. having
(your homework. ---Yes,Mon
A. to doB. doC. doing D. to be doing
()14.Shean interesting story every morning.
A. readsB. readC. reading D. readed
( ) 15. He is never _________ class.
A. arriveB. late forC. arrive late D. late
( ) 16. -_____ does your father go to bed?
-He usually goes to bed at ten o’clock.
A. What timeB. WhereC. How D. What color
( ) 17. Look! Jim _______ the dog over there.
A. is playing B. playsC. is playing with D. plays with
( ) 18.Tom speaks Chinese _____ better than Jimmy.
A. moreB. veryC. a lot of D. much
( ) 19.You have more rulers than me. But _____ are nicer than _____.
A. mine, yours B. mine, your C. my, yours D. my, your
( ) 20. —Excuse me, which is the way to the post office?
—Sorry. I’m new here.
—_____.
A. Not at all B. Bad luckC. Thank you all the same D. Thank you
二、完形填空：（本题共10分，每小题1分）
Peter was a good boy in the past. He studied hard at school. his parents divorced(离婚), many people thought he wasn’t a good boy any more.
was over. In class, he didn’tteacher; he slept. He didn’t like talking to others any more. He with other boys after school. Once he had to be in hospital for a week, but he didn’t stop.
couldn’t stand him. They told Peter he must leave school if he broke(违反) the On weekends Peter stayed at home day playing computer games. When he felt hungry, he only ate some snacks(零食for him. He lived with his father. But his father wasn’t often at home.
Who can help Peter?
() 1. A. before B. afterC. ifD. when
() 2. A. late B. laterC. earlyD. soon
() 3. A. really B. oftenC. never D. always
()4. A. day B. classC. show D. time
()5. A. agree with B. wait forC look for D. listen to
()6. A. played B. talked C. fought D. ate
()7. A. teachers B. parentsC. friends D. classmates
() 8. A. exams B. rulesC. life D. culture
()9. A. wanted B. spentC. hoped D. worked
()10. A. reportedB. cleanedC. washedD. cooked
三、阅读理解：（本题共15分，每小题1分）
One day, Mr. Smith went to a dinner party. He was wearing very old clothes. He came into the room. But people in the room didn’t look at him. They didn’t ask him to sit at the table. He wasn’t happy. But he said nothing.
Mr. Smith went home quickly and put on （穿上） his best clothes. He went back to the party. Everyone in the room stood up and looked at him. They gave him good food to eat. Mr. Smith took off his coat, and put it on the food and said, “Eat, coat!” The other people were surprised and asked, “What are you doing? Why do you do that?” Mr. Smith answered, “I am asking my coat to eat food. When I wore old clothes, you didn’t look at me. You didn’t ask me to sit down. Now I am wearing these nice clothes. And you give me good food. Now I see, you give the food to my coat, not to me.”
() 1. One day, Mr. Smith went to__________.
A. a birthday partyB. a dinner party C. an English partyD. a movie
()2. When he came into the room, the people didn’t look at him. Why?
A. Because the people didn’t ask him to come.
B. Because Mr. Smith wore old clothes.
C. Because Mr. Smith didn’t say hello to them first.
D. Because it was night, they didn’t see him.
()3. Why did he go home quickly?
A. Because he didn’t want to stay here.
B. Because he went home for his best clothes.
C. Because the people there asked him to leave.
D. Because he didn’t like the food there.
()4. What’s the meaning of “surprised” in Chinese?
A.高兴的B.不满的C.感到奇怪的 D.生气的
()5. Which statement is right?
A.A person in good clothes should eat good food. B.A good coat should eat good food.
C. We can’t judge (判断) a man by his clothes.D. Mr. Smith is stupid.
I’m a student in Grade One in a middle school in Beijing. My name is Honghong. Susan is my pen pal. She is twelve. She is in Grade Seven in a middle school in America. My English teacher says we are in the same grade. How funny(有趣) it is!
In her letters, Susan says she goes to school five days a week. She gets to school at 8:30 in the morning. She doesn’t go home for lunch but has it at school. She comes back home at three o’clock in the afternoon. Sometimes she plays games with her friends after school. She often has little homework. She likes movies, too. Do you know who is her favorite movie star? It is Jackie Chan. New Police Story is her favorite story. It’s an action movie(动作电影).
() 1. Susan is a ________.
A. Chinese girl B. school girl C. boyD. teacher
() 2. Susan _______ early in the afternoon.
A. goes to schoolB. goes homeC. has classes D. has lunch
() 3. What does the underlined”it” mean?
A. We are in the same grade.B. I’m in the Grade One.
C. Susan is in Grade Seven. D. We are in the same class.
() 4.Which of the following is true?
A. I’m a student in Grade One in a middle school in Tianjing.
B. Susan doesn’t do any homework.
C. Susan has lunch at school
D. Susan often goes to a shop near her house after school.
() 5.What kind of movie is New Police Story?
A. An action movie B. A thrillerC. A comedy D. Jackie Chan
Where do you like to live? For this question(问题), different people have different answers（回答）. Some people like to live in the busy city because there are so many shops, restaurants, markets and supermarkets in it. It’s very easy to buy all kinds of things, and it is very interesting to live there. But some people think it’s better to live in the quiet countryside because they don’t like the dirty air in the city. They also think there are too many people, cars and buses in the city. They can’t sleep well at night. If they live in the countryside, they can enjoy the fresh air and have a relaxing（休闲的）life.
() 1.What do the underlined words “this question” refer to(指的是)？
A. Where do you live? B. Where do you like to live?
C. Do you like living in the city? D. Do you like living in the countryside?
() 2. Why do some people like to live in the city?
A. Because it’s very quiet. B. Because it is very interesting to live there.
C. Because there are many people. D. Because there are many cars and buses.
() 3. What’s the advantage (优点)of living in the countryside?
A. It’s very quiet. B. The air is dirty.
C. There are many cars and buses.D. There are many people.
() 4. Which of the following is TURE?
A. All the people like to live in the countryside. B. No one likes to live in the city.
C. All the people like to live in the city. D. Some people like the busy city.
() 5. From this passage, we know ______.
A. You can’t have an easy life in the countryside.
B. It’s difficult to buy all the things in the city.
C. Different people like different places to live in.
D. You can see a lot of cars and buses in the countryside.
四、用所给词的正确形式填空。（10分，每空一词）
2. Summer is _____ (hot) season of the year. 4Gina and Tina ____________ (not have) lunch now.
5. Africa is the second _____ (large) continent.
6. The weather is getting _____ (warm) and_____ (warm).
7. He spent an hour __________ (clean) the room last Sunday.
8. We’ve got as _____ (many) books as we need.
9. My sister (go) to Beijing next month.
10. My father(come) back from work late the day before yesterday.
五．在B栏中找出A栏问题的答语.（10分）
() 1. What club does she want to join? A. He’s reading a book.
() 2 Are you using the computer? .B. I like cats.
() 3. What animals do you like? C. No, I don’t.
() 4. Can he play the guitar? D. Because they are friendly.
() 5. How do they get to school?E. They are from China
() 6. What time does he go to bed? F. He wants to join the music club.
() 7. Why does he like dogs?G. Yes, I
() 8. Where are pandas from?H. No, he can’t.
() 9. What’s he doing now? I. They ride their bikes.
() 10. Do you have to clean your room? J. At 9:30.
六、按要求完成句子。（10分） 1. There is some rice in the bag. (改为否定句)There ____ _____ rice in the bag.
2. 划线部分提问)
__________ __________ the hospital?
3. I have much time to eat lunch. (改为一般疑问句)
________ you ________ much time to eat lunch?
4. He helps me with my English. (改为一般疑问句)
________ he ________ you with __________ English? 5. Jane watched animals in the zoo last Saturday.（改为否定句）
Jane ______ _____ animals in the zoo last Saturday.
6. Tom often plays soccer with his classmates.（用now改写句子）
Tom ______ _______ soccer with his classmates now.
7. I’m going to give my mother对划线部分提问)
对画线部分提问)
_____ _____ Lucy _____ to study English?
9. We will meet at the bus stop at 10:30. (改为一般疑问句10. She has your telephone number. (改为否定句)
She _______ ______ your telephone number.
七、汉译英(1－4小题每题1分，5、6、7、小题第题2分)（10分）
1.她是我认识的最有趣的老师。
She isI know.
2.我的狗没有你的狗友好。
My dog isyour dog.
3.你能告诉我怎样到达邮局吗？
Could you tell me ?
4.你的弟弟很快就能回到家了吗？
Will your brother ?
5.丽莎是我们学校第二聪明的学生。
Lisa isin our school.
6. 到达图书馆最快的路怎么走？
？
7.今天晚上的晚餐他打算吃什么？
What is he ?
八、书面表达（本题15分。）
你和好友Mike一起度过周末。周六天气晴朗，你们参观动物园，和动物们玩。你们观看猴子爬树。周日很热，你们一起去海滩（the beach）。感觉凉爽。一些朋友在游泳。另一些在打排球。其实这两天你们还做了其他事，你们累（tired）但玩得很开心，对你们所做的事也有自己的想法和感受。那么就请以 The Weekend 为题 ，写一篇60词左右的短文，开头已给出，请继续写下去。
The Weekend
篇二：脱口秀段子
脱口秀段子
1．如果把西游记倒过来看，其实更精彩。
如来派师徒四人带上八部天书和小白龙去东土大唐传教,在一路上遇到了各种妖怪,打来打去发现他们都是有后台的,无论怎么作恶都不受惩罚，八戒和沙僧觉得太黑暗了,无奈一个躲进了高老庄,一个钻进了流沙河,只有悟空坚持正义一路斩妖除魔护送师傅东去传教。 结果天庭对悟空实在忍无可忍就和如来达成协议——我们可以保证唐三藏平安到长安,不过你得把孙悟空这个刺儿头给办了,如来同意了，在一翻阴谋之下，白龙重伤坠入山涧，悟空败了，被压在了五指山下,而唐三藏却抛弃了孙悟空，孤身来到长安，在长安传完教，被封为御弟，享受完荣华富贵，寿终正寝。
就这样过了五百年,悟空终于从五指山下逃了出来,一声不吭,把天庭搅了个天翻地覆,天庭被逼无奈许诺让猪八戒化为人身，封为天蓬元帅，沙和尚封为卷帘大将，只要他们能够杀掉孙悟空。最后的最后，因为兄弟相残而心灰意冷的悟空去寻找菩提祖师解惑，然后他封印了修为，如意金箍棒扔进了东海化作定海神针，回到花果山，陪着猴子猴孙过完了平凡的一生，最终在花果山的山顶化作了一块石头??这才是真正的社会
2．我鼻子不通气，听不清楚。
3．我有个朋友叫王建国，昨上他一个人到餐厅用餐，结果菜令他很不满意。对服务生说：“你们的菜怎麽这么难吃啊！把你们经理叫来。”服务生：“对不起！我们经理到路对面餐厅吃午饭到现在还没回来！！
4．刚才走过同事身边，见他杯子里黄不拉几的东西点缀着红彤彤的几颗枸杞，很费解地问他：“啥东西？”答：“咖啡啊。”我被雷倒：“喝咖啡你放枸杞？”他很严肃地答道：“中西结合疗效好。”
5．诸葛亮和周瑜不约而同想到火攻之计来破曹操水军，但周瑜却因西风肆虐无法施计一筹莫展。孔明轻摇羽扇，微微一笑说，“公瑾放心，我夜观天象，三日内必有东风。”周瑜闻言变色大喝道：“还不与我把诸葛拿下！我家主公早有明令，严禁各国外交人员从事与身份不符的天气监测数据发布服务！”
6．刘备因为长得太白,所以白天看不见他。张飞因为长得太黑,,关羽消失了??
7．诸葛亮六出祁山，病倒于五丈原军中......
诸葛亮：“我决定了！”
魏延：“噢！丞相决定了，打算土葬还是火葬？”,
诸葛亮：
魏延小声说：”
姜维小声说：”
王平小声说：“可是借了以后怎么还？”
廖化小声说： 候还过，所以他每次问我借钱我都不借给他！？”
“噢......”众将齐声点头。
8“住在局部地区的人太可怜了，那里几乎天天都有下雨啊！”
9．科学研究表明：双手向下拉住耳朵，舌头伸不出来。居然了，太神奇了！我今天才知道！
10．笑只是个表情 ，与快乐无关。
11.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
12.你是"秋高"吧，我都被你"气爽"了。
13. 一位先生去考驾照。口试时，主考官问：“当你看到一只狗和一个人在车前时，你是轧狗还是轧人？” 那位先生不假思索地回答：“当然是轧狗了。” 主考官摇摇头说：“你下次再来考试吧。” 那位先生很不服气：“我不轧狗，难道轧人吗？” 主考官大声训斥道：“你应该刹车。”
14. 不管你伤害过谁，或是被谁伤害，我们应该尽可能去包容别人，伤害到别人的时候，你很有义务向对方说上一句“对不起”，当对方包容你的时候，你一定要还说一句“没关系”。当然，这个世界上也不是谁都活得那么开，也不是每一句“对不起”，都能换回一句“没关系”，但是说每一句“你大爷”，一定能还回一句“你~~大爷”!
15. 有一部美国动画片，叫做《变形金刚》，然后什么铅笔盒上印变形金刚，橡皮上印变形金刚，到处都是，还有书包上。最可气的是冰棍上也有变形金刚，前阵子有人吃冰棍，吃出一螺丝钉，立刻就去找厂家问，为什么有螺丝钉，厂家就很不要脸的解释，这时变形金刚特别版，你们家变形金刚会变螺丝，这是什么玩意儿，你给我解释清楚，这是擎天柱的舍利子。
作为一个吃货，在这里我要普及一个知识，不是玩笑，真是只是。说实在的，我实在无法理解，为什么韩国人那么喜欢吃泡菜，虽然我承认我也喜欢吃，对吧，口感清脆，又酸又甜又辣，最重要的是便宜，就是这样一个东西，他们就是顿顿离不了，他们不管吃什么都有泡菜，所以我劝所有童鞋，如果能不吃泡菜就不吃泡菜，因为腌制的食品都是致癌的，这就是为什么我们在看韩剧的时候，往往
两个人刚在一起，过不了多久一个人就会得上绝症，好多人不理解，说这是狗血，其实不是，这是泡菜。
篇三：一分钟英语演讲稿
T-shirt
As it is warmer and warmer nowadays, most people have their T-shirts on, just like me.Among all the clothes that I have, I like my T-shirts most, because I feel comfortable wearing them. They are light and makes my skin breath freely.And what’s more important is that I can get my favorite pictures on them.For example, I have a T-shirt with Micky on it.Besides, T-shirts are cheap, especially when we buy them on the Internet.
I love wearing T-shirts and I want to wear one everyday.