篇一：《四月一日愚人节》导演阐述
《四月一日愚人节》导演阐述
这是一个发生于四月一日愚人节的简单故事。故事中人物都是大学生，其中，只有A是时间记忆者，其他人物都是时间失忆者。故事把时间发生时间锁定在四月一日，这就在事实与戏剧性上具有一定的荒诞性，使主角A的行为具有了依据。
关于剧本故事
故事背景本身就充满了戏(本文来自：WwW.xiaOCaofAnweN.Com 小草范文 网:四月一日愚人节剧本)剧性和荒诞性，甚至可以说这个故事就不属于中规中矩的故事。所以，在剧场效果方面也应尽量表现出来，例如通过人物肢体动作，音效等手段表现，这样更能贴近整个故事的基调。 剧本在整体上分成了六幕，这未免有些分散，拖沓。原剧中第一幕其实是整部戏的概要，第二幕是A与女开始彼此喜欢的过程，第三四幕是A失去女的过程，第五六幕是A与女重新开始以及爱的延续，这样来看剧本大体分为四幕足以。
该故事的形式可以简单的认为是一个段落不同假定情况下的重复。这在一定程度上与德国导演汤姆·提克威执导的影片《罗拉快跑》有很大相似之处。在主题方面也有“人类是时间的奴隶”等共同之处，而《四月一日愚人节》所体现出来的既有以A为代表的大学生的颓废与空虚，也有剧中上演的学生恋爱的盲目感，这也是缺乏信仰的我们这一代在时间中苍白无力的体现。
关于剧中人物
A这个人物整体造型应该是身体瘦肖服装肥大长发遮目类型的，这才有一种颓废忧郁感。他站在台上应该给人一种冰冷的感觉，他的动作应该
有沉落的感觉。另外，为了与他颓废痛苦的感觉相符，最好给他加一道具——香烟。
男女在剧中的位置也相当重要。特别是男，他台词不多，所以只能通过他的动作来表现这一个人物。第一幕写他出场事是“西装革履”，我认为不妥，应该把他设计成较中性化，甚至男这个角色用女演员来反串也未尝不可，他也可以是涂脂抹粉，这样更符合他那种比较“变态”的性格。
女这个角色应该去掉剧本定位的“单纯”性格，换成“没心没肺，大大咧咧”更好一点。
另外，男女在剧中多次反复的扇耳光的动作设计成类似于机械舞的机械动作更能体现出舞台上的时间感，这种动作也便于业余演员模仿，刻意的把这个动作做得失真一些比真动作做不到位效果要好得多，也能体现出一定的“四月一日”的气息。至于其他人物的动作也可以根据需要作适当的设计。
至于龙套男女B在此不作过多赘述。
关于道具音效灯光等
道具方面除了上述给A的香烟之外，舞台背景设计成一面大的白色圆钟表盘，其上的时间显示为九点三十分。在视觉上营造一种时间停滞的压迫感。这样与之对应的也可以加入时钟钟摆的音效，从而在听觉上就具有了时间流逝感，完全与视觉上相矛盾。这种效果也符合剧情的基调。这个钟摆的声音甚至也可以成为某个剧中人物的标识性音响。在故事发展过程中可根据人物性格选择不同音乐营造不同的音效。
灯光方面。每个人物可根据他的性格变化来选择不同类型的灯光。A
可以冷色灯光为主，如蓝色，但随着故事的发展人物性格的变化以及他的爱情的来临，应该使他的灯光色渐暖。其他人物可以普通光为主，在剧情处以其他灯光为辅，不过多赘述。
以上仅为个人对本剧简单的基础阐述，不仅完善可行。失误之处只当痴人说梦便罢！
篇二：2015年四月一日愚人节贺词祝福语
2015年四月一日愚人节贺词祝福语
> 今天我为你办了两万块钱的保险，让你度过一个平安的愚人节，够意思吧!保险公司会派人把保单和发票给你送去......哦忘了，这两万保金是由你来掏的。
现在愚人节爆发的电脑病Du也真不少，没准哪天过渡给手机，虽然是手机短信，可说不定那天是变成真的哦。像偶的手机现在有时也会乱码，也不知会不会真的有一天中Du。
不管咋说，明天几乎一切不宜，不宜求婚，不宜请客......不过有一点还是要的，就是把自己的电脑杀Du软件装好升好级，省得被愚人节病Du愚了。
而且要整人前，一定先把自身的防护做好，最好的办法是装个手机杀Du软件，升级到最新版,以免手机无法使用
尊敬的手机用户，为了使您在4月1日愚人节这天保持清醒不受欺骗，特提供智慧宝典速成，只要您连续读十遍即可学会。
今天有个算得很准的半仙给我算了一命,卦上讲我生来克你,有一天你要死在我的刀下!半仙让我换个工作来解你这一劫难!帮我想想我不杀猪干点什么好呢?
可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌衣着统一精神饱满队列整齐，正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体......
今天一批便衣又出现了，你把眼睛闭上，接受警告：你的手机由于黑客侵入信号系统，电池即将被引爆。请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!
经过一段时间统计，得到如下信息，因为您的手机消化不良，移动公司将取消您的使用权。请您与WC联系以保证您手机的正常使用。
时间真是奇妙，由于近来太阳离子太强，太阳下打手机会出现无信号现象，千万不要慌，请你在打手机时另一只手高举过头挡住阳光!记住，越高越好!
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全体员工请注意，因服务器出现故障无法收发e-mail，本周公司将以手机短信的形式分配工作，请大家呆在座位上，工程师会前来为您设好网关，没有手机或手机没有短信服务的同事请到前台领取一部新手机，多谢合作。
您的手机由于超负荷使用,内部发生裂变,即将爆炸,请看完本提示后立即将手机丢到空旷无人处。愚人节快乐!
"爱不释手"表示喜欢得不肯放开手，所以你应该对你喜欢的人大声说"爱不释人"，试试多喊几声一定会有效果。整整好友吧!
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这是我手机能发的最后一条短信了，最后这条最珍贵的我留给了你，因为有句话我一直想对你说，却没有说出口--帮我充值吧!
在天上，每个人都有一块布，那代表他的良知，做过一次坏事就会出现一个洞。有一天神突然对你说：天热了，你的布让人拿去当蚊帐吧!
如果没有风，云不会动;如果没有水，鱼不能游;如果没有太阳，月亮就不会有光;如果没有你......笨人也就不存在了。
当你看到我发给你的这条短信，请用头使劲撞墙，看到没有?你眼前无数的星星就是我送给你的无限的祝福!
在天上，每个人都有一块布，那代表他的良知，做过一次坏事就会出现一个洞。有一天神突然对你说：天热了，你的布让人拿去当蚊帐吧!
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你是书本我是包，你是耗子我是猫，你是木头我是胶，你是猪肉我是刀，我们截系这么好今晚饭钱你来掏!
对你思念是一天又一天，孤单的我还是没有改变，美丽的梦何时才会出现?亲爱的你好想再见你一面!可是我无法找到你被关在哪个猪圈。
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篇三：Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本
Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本
Fool
by Sonia Tiao刁青琅
6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.
人物
Cecily:Sue’s boss
Faith: Sue’s friend
Jodie: Policewoman
Sue:Sue
Vicky:Guest
Zoe:Sue’s friend
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Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.
Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.
Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.
Vicky: And what should I do?
Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.
Vicky: WHAT??
Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.
Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?
Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.
Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)
Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…
Jodie: I know I know and next?
Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.
Cecily:And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)
Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?
Cecily:No, No, No. A half month.
Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.
Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?
Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.
Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)
Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.
Cecily and Vicky are laughing.
Vicky: Then, that’s all?
Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.
Cecily:How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?
Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.
Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for
the poor baby.
Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.
Zoe: Any questions?
V, F, C, J: No.
Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.
V, F, Z, C: Cheers!
They drink together.
At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.
Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss
will kill me (shouted).
Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.
Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?
Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)
Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.
Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.
Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)
Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.
In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.
Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.
Cecily:(glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.
Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.
Cecily:Go away. Don’t stay in my way.
Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.
Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)
Sue goes there very quickly.
Sue: May I help you?
Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.
Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)
Five minutes later…………
Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?
Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.
Vicky: Do you know who I am?
Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?
Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.
(Cecily comes over)
Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.
Cecily:What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.
(After work)
Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.
Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)
Cecily:I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.
Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any more
Cecily:Or you want to get fired.
Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.
Sue accepts this fact and goes home.
After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）
Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.
(She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)
Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.
Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?
Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!
Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?
Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!
Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!
Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!
(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)
Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?
Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.
Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?