篇一：三五句话
三五句话
1相声是一门语言的艺术 作为一名相声演员 他也不简单 （都有什么呢）首先要有文学的修养 修辞的学习
2对
1社会知识还得知道的特别的多
2对 我这个人就知道的特别的多 我们后台这么多说相声的有什么不会的问题都得问我
1脑子反应还得特别的快
2对了我脑子反应就特别的快
1脑子还得特别的聪明
2我就特别的聪明打小我师父就特别喜欢我 说我是小能豆子机灵鬼儿眼睫毛薅下来都能当哨吹
1你这嘚吧得嘚吧得干么呢
2我这不是自我介绍呢吗
1，我看你这不是自我介绍
2，那我这是？
1，没羞没臊
2，我啊
1，脑子好有自个往外说的吗
2，那怎么不能说啊
1，这显得你多不谦虚啊 脑子好那得让别人说 你瞧见我了吗 我脑子比你快多了 我多咱说过啊
2哦 您这还没说呢
1这么着 您也甭说您脑子快 我也不说你脑子不快 当着各位观众朋友的面 我测验测验你怎么样？
2怎么测验啊？
1您跟我学说话怎么样？
2您说什么？
1您跟我学说话
2我这么大人了跟您学说话？
1哟 您还指不定学的对学不对呢
2那我先问问您吧 您让我学中国话还是外国话
1外国话你听得懂吗？当然是中国话
2中国话 学几句啊？
1不多学 就三句
2三句话啊 甭说三句 就是三十句 三百句 我都不带出错的 1用不了那么多 不出三句 你准出错
2没那事儿
1要不咱试试
2试试就试试
1我们现在就开始
2您说
1说 我吃饭我也请您吃饭
2往下说
1您就先学这句
2就这个 嘿 说 我吃饭我也请您吃饭
1行啊
2行啊呀 这有什么啊 这个
1我喝茶我也请您吃茶
2我喝茶我也请您吃茶
1错了吧
2没错
1没听明白
2听明白了
1我们再来一回
2再来一回
1说我吃饭我也请您吃饭
2说我吃饭我也请您吃饭
1我喝茶我也请您吃茶
2我喝茶我也请您吃茶
1错了吧
2没错啊
1哈哈哈哈 你这就错了
2我哪儿错了？
1我让你跟我学几句啊
2三句啊
1这头一句是
2说我吃饭我也请您吃饭
1二一句
2我喝茶我也请您吃茶
1对嘛！那么第三句我说错了吧 您怎么说没错呢？
2奥 这句也算啊
1哎 关键就在这句啊
2嗯
1我说错了吧 您应该跟我学 错了吧 这不就对了吗 我一说错了吧 瞅这位 大嘴一撇 没错啊
2我就你这模样啊
1你这么学没法不错
2您这叫白鹤打架跟我这绕脖子 单逮我不注意的时候问我这么一句 我能不错嘛
1您还不服气
2我当然不服气
1您的意思
2您还敢再来吗？
1您还敢再学吗？
2您敢再来我就敢再学
1您敢再学我就敢再来
2再来一回！
1再来一回 这回三句不行了
2您的意思
1增加两句
2哦 成五句了
1哎
2还这么学吗？
1还这么学啊
2保证没错了
1您先别忙 我先给您托付托付
2哦 还说两句
1各位 您瞧见了吗 这位 一上台 我脑子多么多么快 我多么多么聪明 我是小能豆子机灵鬼儿眼睫毛薅下来都能当哨吹 后台有什么问题不会的都问我 我师父多么多么喜欢我 刚才三句话都没学对 这回成五句了 他就更学不对了 瞅这模样还不服气 各位您给做个见证 这五句话 他要是说的跟我一模一样 证明他脑子快 要是这五句话 有一句 哪怕一个字 跟我学的不一样 各位 您甭留面子 使劲儿地鼓掌 鼓掌不为别的 主要是羞臊羞臊这种人 这种人没脸没皮没羞没臊 2您这是给我托付吗？
1各位 我们这就开始 错了崩忘了鼓掌 我这先给您鞠躬了 2甭说鞠躬了 您就是磕头 我都错不了
1注意了哈
2您说
篇二：五句话作文
五句话作文
五句话作文就那么回事，基本上，确定好每一句的信息点后，按照以下句型反复练习几次就能够熟悉五句话作文的基本套路了：
举例一：
经历 心情
被接纳为亚运会志愿者 兴奋
01 同位语从句： The news that i was accepted as the volunteers for the Asian Games made me very excited.
02 宾语/主语从句： It made me very excited / I felt very excited that i had been accepted as the volunteers for the Asian games.
03 状语从句： When i heard that i had been accepted as the volunteers for the Asian Games, i felt very excited.
04 定语从句： I was accepted as the volunteers for the Asain Games, which made me very excited.
05 非谓语动词： Hearing that i had been accepted as the volunteers for the Asian Games, i felt very excited.
06 普通连词：I was accepted as the volunteers for the Asian Games and i felt so excited about it. 07 倒装句/强调句：It was last week that i was accpeted as the volunteers for the Asian Games and I felt so excited about it.
当然，不是每一句话都能使用全部其中句型，但最起码可以使用其中两种以上
另外，对于英语写作，下面有一些提示内容： 高考英语作文常用写作句式句型汇总
一． 开头用语：
良好的开端等于成功的一半．在写作文时，通常以最简单也最常用的方式---开门见山法。也就是说, 直截了当地提出你对这个问题的看法或要求，点出文章的中心思想。
１．议论文：
A. Just as every coin has two sides, cars have both advantages and disadvantages．
B. Compared to/ In comparison with letters, e-mails are more convenient.
C. When it comes to computers, some people think they have brought us a lot of
convenience. However,...
D. Opinions are divided on(关于) the advantages and disadvantages of living in the
city and in the countryside.
E. As is known to all/ As we all know, computers have played an important role/part in our daily life.
F. Why do you go to university? Different people have different points of view.
2. 书信：
A. I am writing to you to apply for admission to your university as a visiting scholar.
B. I read an advertisement in today’s China Daily and I apply for the job...
C. Thank you for your letter of May 5.
D. How happy I am to receive your letter of January 9.
E. How nice to hear from you again!
3. 口头通知或介绍情况：
A. Ladies and gentlemen, May I have your attention, please？ I have an
announcement to make.
（词典例子：Can I have your attention please?请注意听我讲话好吗？）
B. Attention, please. I have something important to tell you.
C. Mr. Green, Welcome to our school. To begin with, let me introduce Mr. Wang to you.
4. 演讲稿：
A. Ladies and gentlemen, I feel very much honored to have a chance here to make a speech on the subject -- A Balanced Diet and Health.
（词典解释：be/feel honoured to do sth=feel proud and happy做某事感到荣幸
例子：I was honoured to have been mentioned in his speech. 他在讲话中提到了我，真是荣幸。）
B. Good morning everyone! Allow me, first of all, on behalf of all present here, to extend our warm welcome and cordial greeting to our distinguished guest.
（词典解释：extend=to offer or give sth to sb 提供；给予
例子：I’m sure you will join me in extending a very warm welcome to our visitors. 我肯定你们会同我一起向来访者表示热烈的欢迎。）
（词典解释：allow me=used to offer help politely (礼貌地表示主动帮忙)让我来
二．并列用语：
as well as, not only…but (also), including,
A. Not only do computers play an important part in science and technology, but also play an informative role in our daily life.
B. All of us, including the teachers / the teachers included, will attend the lecture.
C. He speaks French as well as English.=He speaks English, and French as well.=He speaks not only English but also French.
D. E-mail, as well as telephones, is playing an important part in daily communication.
三．对比用语：
on the one hand---, on the other hand---, on the contrary/contrary to ..., though, for one thing, for another; nevertheless
A. I know the Internet can only be used at home or in the office, but on the other hand, it is becoming more and more popular for much information as well as clear and vivid pictures.
B. It is hard work; I enjoy it, though.
C. Contrary to what I had originally thought, the trip turned out to be fun.
（词典：contray to sth 与之相异的，相对的，相反的
Contrary to popular belief, many cats dislike milk. 与普通的想法相反，许多猫并不喜欢牛奶。）
四. 递进用语：
even, besides, what’s more, as for, so…that…, worse still, moreover, furthermore; but for, in addition, to make matters worse
A. The house is too small for a family of four, and furthermore/besides/what’s
more/moreover /in addition/worse still , it is in a bad location.
. 将姓名、国籍、出生日期合并成一句话。
Allan Stewart, who is an Australian, was born on Marth 7th, 1915.（定语从
句） Allan Stewart, an Australian, was born on Marth 7th, 1915. （同位语从句） 出生 was born 具体日期要用 on
2. 将世界纪录和学习态度合并成一句话，因为这其中包含着因果关系。
In 2006, he got a master’s degree, and has become the oldest person in the world who get this degree, because of his study attitude that it is never too late to challenge oneself.
He has become the oldest master’s degree’s owner in the world in 2006, because he always thinks that it is never too late to challenge oneself.
In 2006, he has created a world’s record of becoming the the oldest master’s degree’s owner because he always believes that it is never too late to challenge oneself. 或 because he always treats it is never too late to challenge oneself as his motto/study attitude 学会用连词将两个句子并列起来，然后考虑用非谓语结构和从句形式。不会表达的单词可以考虑用其他意思的词转换，不用一词一词直接翻译，意思接近就行。eg. 3. 将第一个学位和第二个学会的内容合并成一句话。
He got his first degree in 1936, and then he got a medical doctor degree as his second degree. His first degree was gotten in 1936, and the second one was a medical doctor degree. 表达不用太过于复杂。 4. 第三个学位一句话。
When he w
Recently, in 2012, he has gotten his fourth degree by studying on the Internet, because his arranging time properly, he was speak highly of by his teachers./ he was praised by his teachers. 适当把合适的形容词和副词加在句子中。 学会用上下连接词给文章加分。 尽量不去调换信息的顺序 做题顺序：
1. 先考虑哪些信息点可以合并，在纸上画出来。 2. 考虑信息中的动词可以用哪一个单词，哪一个词组。 3. 动笔时考虑句子怎么并列、复合。
五句话作文复合信息三大处理方法
第一：因果关系
1．判定方法：应为——， 所以 ——。
2。连接方式
1）so that….(so ..that…)
2) with 结构
3）介词短语（due to/owing to/thanks to/as a result of）
1)With so many people communicating in English every day, it will become increasingly important to have a good knowledge of English.
2)So many people communicate in English every day, so that it will become increasingly important to have a good knowledge of English.
1)Due to the communication in English by so many people, it will become
increasingly important to have a good knowledge of English.
2) with 结构
With student eolment declining, some Japanese language schools are struggling to survive.
With the number of drug addicts increasing, the number of the AIDs patients ascended correspondingly.
With so many people communicating in English every day, it will become increasingly important to have a good knowledge of English.
3）介词短语（due to/owing to/thanks to/as a result of）
4) as/since
二．并列关系
主语相同
1） Not only… but also….
have cell phones found their way into most people’s pockets or
（ZMD）
Cell phones are not only used for text messaging, but they can also serve as cameras.
2） Besides
3） 分词伴随
At the same time, American English and British English started borrowing words from other languages, In Sydney the Chinese team got 28 gold medals, all the competing countries.
Liu Xiang, a world-famous sports star, often imagines that he will win every race, never主语不同
1）with结构Only 7% of the surveyed answered “ Yes” and 91%
said“ No”,“Not Sure.”
Chinese actress Zhou Xun was appointed as its first National Goodwill
、
三．主从关系
1）定语从句
Professor Wang, who suggested not overusing eyes but doing more out-door exercises, also mentioned that the short-sightedness has something to do with how to hold pens.
2）同位语
school.
3）分词后置定语
of our school.
of 1,000 square meters.
4）with表所属作后置
五句话作文 单一信息处理方式
一．省
1.2. When asked touch.
4．Followingwon another great competition in 2001 which was not for a medal.
二，插
1.He was dismissed from teaching post. The misfortune, however, turned out to be blessing.
2.The Internet, in my opinion, will play increasingly significant role in our lives.
3. Having good table manner means knowing, for example, how to use knives and forks, when to drink a toast and how to behave at the table.
4.Students get short-sighted for various reasons. We, thus, have no medicine available for it.
三．强调
It is ---- that………
四．倒装
09年广一摸
Version One
trees and medicinal plant. It will take us at least one hour to make a visit.
Version Two
beauty to our school, it serves as an entertainment place and a plant-researching site as
篇三：父母常说这五句话
父母常说这五句话！
父母是孩子人生中的第一位老师，言行举止对孩子的影响都是非常大的，如果不注意说话的内容和技巧，很可能无意中给孩子的心灵留下阴影。想要教育出优秀的孩子其实并不难，只要常常对孩子说一些受益可用的话即可。
“这件事还可以怎么做”
培养价值感
比如陪孩子做手工课，遇到困难，不知道该怎么做。此时，父母在指导孩子做好一件手工之后，就可以问问他：“除了教你的这种方法，还可以怎么做呢?”这句话能启发孩子的想象力，让他慢慢养成自己解决问题的能力和习惯。久而久之，孩子自己解决的问题多了，自我价值感就慢慢养成了，这是孩子心理健康的基石。
“什么事都可以跟我说”
给予心理支持
从幼儿园到学校，孩子都可能遇到被老师无端指责、被其他孩子欺负等负面事件。有些父母由于工作繁忙、心智不成熟等原因，不愿意听完孩子的话，就指责孩子“肯定是没听老师的话才被骂”，或者怂恿“你不会打回去吗”。聪明的家长会适度地包容孩子，告诉他“什么事都可以跟我说”，让孩子知道凡事能跟父母商量，自己不是孤立无援的，能避免孩子走错路、弯路。
“好”
给予无条件的接纳
当孩子向爸妈提要求时，不少人会下意识地拒绝，或者提条件。比
如孩子想出去玩，妈妈却说：“不行，你作业写完了吗，就想着出去玩?”这样下去，孩子要么今后不愿意再提要求，跟父母关系日渐疏远，要么变得叛逆，难以管教。不妨在回答前加个“好”字，比如，“好，你先把作业写完，就可以出去玩”。这样的回答让孩子感受到被接纳，比否定式的回答效果要好。
“对不起”
教会责任感
不少父母明明犯了错，却没有意识到或者不好意思向孩子认错。但父母是孩子的第一任老师，而且在很大程度上是德育老师。不敢承认错误，会导致孩子喜欢推卸责任，长大了也没有责任感。所以，父母犯错了，要及时向孩子说声“对不起”，要知道，向孩子道歉、坦承自己的错误，以身作则，对孩子的道德培养来说很重要。
“我爱你”
增加安全感
中国父母很少对孩子说“我爱你”。受中国儒家文化的影响，国人普遍感情内敛，像“爱”这样的字眼羞于出口，亲子间也缺乏拥抱、亲吻等必要的身体接触。但感情要说出口，别人才能明了。尤其在责备孩子之后，除了就事论事，让孩子知道自己做了一件不好的事，还要同时告诉他“爸爸妈妈爱你”。让孩子明白，犯错误并不意味着自己是个不好的人，批评的目的是为帮助他，不是为了惩罚而惩罚。让孩子知道，无论发生任何事情，父母都是爱他的，有助于建立安全感。